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25
Apr
11

Yes, Alax, the Weather is Bit Messy Out There

We always get the latest Zombie Weather Forecasts at The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

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24
Apr
11

If I Might Take this Time to Introduce My Self…

A bit of background on My Self:

I was well-published writer of what were and have been called ‘great works’ – no, I will not tell you my ‘original’ name; my descendants are still getting wonderful royalties and I refuse to compromise that – and then I died. Personally, I thought I’d just drifted off to sleep.

Imagine, if you will, my great surprise when I awoke not in my bed, but in a rather unpleasant setting that consisted of a hard surface underneath my now-naked body in a dimly-lighted chamber that…to be horribly honest…didn’t smell well. Casting my eyes about me, I saw other people – if one could call those who appeared to have passed beyond the mortal coil ‘people’.

This was somewhat disconcerting and completely unexpected. Later, I was called a ‘martyr to experimental scientific method’. Upon reflection, I suppose I should have never stuffed that chicken with snow.

Of course, more will follow. This is the beginning of 385 years.

24
Apr
11

Happy Easter?

and…

after he became a Zombie (you expected him to live forever, I suppose?)

24
Apr
11

Famous Zombies…Besides My Self

Zombies in Pop Culture

And then there is the craze of ‘turning’ other celebrities into zombies a la photo applications, as evidenced by the works of Grayson Castro:

I suppose my first question would be ‘why are those who are alive so fascinated with zombies?’ Is it because of the thought of immortality – even if one tends to lose parts of one’s self unexpectedly, albeit one can reattach said parts?

Is it the era or the conditions therein? I am working on ‘The Economic Theory of Zombies’ (my first work since the 1600s). Of course, more will follow on this subject.

24
Apr
11

Because I Care and Do Not Hold With the Indiscriminate Consumption of Others

If you will look to your right, you will find links that will allow you to survive the Zombie Apocalypse – should the nasties who unfortunately share the same designation as My Self get out of the deep vault I have built to restrain their running amok, amok.

You’re welcome.




My Humble, Blue Self

To Uncover Truth and to Serve - as long as it doesn't involve a chicken and snow.

No universal rules can be made, as both situations and human character differ.

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