Yes, I have a sensei; how do you imagine I survived all of these centuries? No, you are not allowed to see her face.
As an aside, we are currently planning World Domination. We have many minions.
First Basement Cat joined us.
Hitman Monkey’s skills will be of great use.
then came Knife-Hamster
Drone-Hamster
Subterfuge-Hamster
Undercover-Hamster
and…now…Explosive-Hamster
Who Knows What Will Come Next? (And, no, we’re not telling you). Okay, a small hint…
The Adventures of Vincent the Zombie 
Vince is totally awesome. I will bow down and do as he requests. Unless “Big Bang Theory” is on and then he’ll have to wait half an hour.
This is the Sensei. My beloved zombie waits for no TV show. Well, maybe Doctor Who. And possibly Supernatural.
Anyway…you will come when Vincent beckons.
. . . or Castle, or Bones, or Body of Proof . . . . 🙂
My Vincent loves bodies. And brains. And he seems to have acquired a taste for chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies from My Most Faithful Body-Hider. So remember to feel fear if you smell chocolate marshmallows while in your room at night.
My Sensei makes sure I have bodies, brains (well, actually brainspread for my toast) and Her Faithful Body-Hider always brings the chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies (preferably frozen) when we sit down to watch the television (or plot World Domination – I train the KnifeHamsters).
chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies….i knew i smelled something ‘off’
Neither marshmallow or chocolate smells as you suggest, Woman of My Creator…have you check your shoe inserts?
unfortunately, if there was anything inserted in my shoe, Muffin….it would be considered Zombiecide…
You may jest all you wish, Woman of My Creator, but you know what would happen if My Creator found out you had done me harm. No more texts that make you smile – and you KNOW what texts I’m talking about.
only if you’re gonna behave like a small, rotten child, Tattler…
Only if you quit threatening me with matches, baths, and Glee.
you know you enjoyed the Thriller episode.
Only because they let me dance with Santana when I was on the show.
she wasn’t into you…you’re not Lebanese….
But I beat Trouty Mouth in her affections any day.
prolly so