Zombie Haiku – Because We Do Gain Knowledge from Eating Brains

Wake up to the sound
Of puppies being eaten
No more chewed slippers
– Gail Simone, author of the current run of Wonder Woman, as well as the supercool Secret Six

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Playing fetch with Spot
is dangerous when the bones
he brings back still move.

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Dancer seeking work.
Flawless choreography.
Missing lower jaw.
– CM

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Oof! High heel broken.
As they come, my final thought:
Poor choice of footwear.
– impgazer

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Alas, I was dead.
Your brains, they do not tempt me:
Marshmallow bunnies…